Look at my little shitty town being top of the trending topics on Twitter.
Unfortunately it is because they are currently losing to Wolves, but still, I’ll take it.
I can deal with the loss as they are not my actual football team.
tut.. get it in your blood
I am happy for man city winning the title, cos i have a few mates who are city fans and all their troubles of times gone by seem to be a distant memory now they’ve won the ultimate trophy in the country.. but that still doesn’t mean i forgive you, man city. i don’t forgive you and i don’t forgive shaun fucking goater.
hmmmmmmmmmm, looks okay
Kind of ironic that the player who scored to help Wigan escape relegation is called ‘Alcatraz’
no, it’s Alcaraz
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hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but you’ve been found with a non-quaranited animal on board red dwarf and are resisting to hand him over
so get in the stasis chamber
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but you do the shaun maloney and you turn around
so call me maybe

YES I’M LOVING THIS AT THE MOMENT. i can do these forever
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
But I used to be an adventurer like you.. then I took an arrow in the knee
so call me maybe
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